A downloadable goose-sperience for Windows and macOS

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HONK HONK, HEAR YE. I have created a goose for your desktop.

He'll nab your mouse, track mud on your screen...  leave you a message, deliver you memes?

Play video games with a desktop buddy who will attack you if you poke him.

Fill out spreadsheets while your screen fills up with instances of Goose Notepad.

Supports MacOS versions 10.10+!

NOTE: I am not affiliated with House House or Panic. This is a different goose. Direct support questions to the Discord!

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[And if you wanna support my work, I made some new things you can check out!]

Fidget Physics: Turn your entire desktop into a literal sandbox!


Desktop Cat Cursor: Transform  your ordinary mouse cursor into its eternal nemesis: a cat paw

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now, back to goose stuff...

0.31 AUTUMN UPDATE:

- Adds an official mod to let Desktop Goose play in leaf piles! See autumn.txt in the files for more!


*Mac doesn't support mods yet. Wait for 2023. :)

0.3 UPDATE:

 - NEW, OFFICIAL MODDING API! Join the discord discord.gg/xZFRmPT and check the #goose-mods channel for more info on this :D
 - YOUR OWN NOT-EPAD TEXTS! Add whatever notepad phrases you want, and the goose will pull them up!

 - NEW CONFIG TOGGLES! Customize the goose's behaviour further, silence the audio, and more!

From 0.2+:
- Unlimited memes! Put whatever memes you want in the assets folder! Goose will bring them.
- Added GIF support!
- Config the goose! Alter properties in the config.goos file (open it in Notepad) to adjust his aggression!)

 This is not a final itch page - just trying to get something up so I can upload the project tonight! :D

Join the Discord community at discord.gg/xZFRmPT

Check me out on twitter at @samnchiet

Mac support by the brilliant Jesús A. Álvarez

Updated 17 days ago
StatusReleased
PlatformsWindows, macOS
Rating
Rated 4.8 out of 5 stars
(1,977 total ratings)
Authorsamperson
TagsCreative, desktop, goose, Virtual Pet
MentionsGames of the Month: February 2020

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Click download now to get access to the following files:

Desktop Goose v0.22 for Mac 14 MB
Desktop Goose v0.31 (Windows) 4.1 MB

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(+3)

ah yes, a virus that is intentionally added by me, the perfect game indeed

yes

he is a ass he keeps tracking mud on my computer and Stelling my mouse and showing me memes and typing on notes

(+1)

This is CRAZY! I love it!

Please make a chromebook version

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If only this was for linux. Then I could have a dumbass steal my mouse while I try to get steam working LOL

how do u make him follow cursor?

www

i was trying to play roblox with this guy and my computer blue screened, would recommend

(+2)

A Linux build please

(+1)

agreed. its been so long. where??

(+1)

bro, idk actualy

(+1)

Hi, So, a quick guide for this
if you go in Config, you can change certain things, you can also close the goose by going in it's files and running "Close_Goose"

you can also run DesktopGoose multiple times for more gooses.

very cool

how do i stop it when i have it and is it safe? actually pls answer

1: hold escape, 2: yes, its mainly capable of capturing the mouse and opening windows

(+1)

i had 10 geese

modding this rn 👀

I love it!

BUG: If you open too many autumn mod geese (3 for me) you cant use your computer without restarting

is there a way to turn it off lol

nevermind

This is sooooo cool and your other work too I'm excited for what's next

Make an Android version, bro.

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  1. It would be hard cuz its not the same code
  2. Why

hi im trying to use desktop goose but everything goes gray and nothing except goose then when he is getting the meme app its fighting with the desktop goose app and meme app

it becomes invisible when it goes to a different monitor pls fix it

I just got this, and now I've met my best friend. Dolan the Goose. Thank you, Sam. Thank you.

funny

(+1)

the people demand an update to the macOS version, please please please pretty please 🥺

(+2)

i made the mud blood coloured :)

xd

(+1)

OYE UNA PREGUNTA ES UN VIRUS PERDON SE ME ACTIVO LAS MAYUSCULAS

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De hecho, no es un virus. es una broma hecha por los creadores de un ganso basicamente es como un adware inofensivo solo te come 10/20 MB de RAM

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I did a Cyberpatriots image. This was installed.

Never before have I felt more rage. How do I fix a computer when a goose tries to steal my mouse cursor whenever I try to change someone's password?

10/10

(+1)

very goosey

(-2)

beware yall, these are normally viruses and malware but this might not be either

no, this isn't a virus, it just acts like one, but doesnt do anything.

(+1)

data wise no but this little demon wouldn't stop holding onto my mouse pointer i had to open up terminal on mac just to kill the application

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no linux :( lol i get it theres like 1000 linux distros

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.appimage and flatpak/hub exist.

(+1)

No mods on Mac is a bummer, and I wish I could prevent the goose from dragging in new windows. Closing them is one thing, but my mouse cursor getting stolen when I close them goes from "haha geese suck that's silly" to making the desktop pet entirely unusable because of the frequency in which the goose does this. The config file should be capable of disabling that behavior.

(+1)

Your right he is a jerk

(-5)

WHEREISMYv0.31MAC?!??!!?!!?!?!!IWANTTOMAKEHIMASKFORBREAD wait you should do that

(-4)

its 2026 and my mac cant work the 0.3 mod......,.,.,,.,., where do you get it

gos

its SO cute i love this silly goose

(+1)

Help autumn mod not working?

You have to change the config thing in notepad to say EnableMods=True (line 3) and save it

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to say? to WRITE. HAH 😂 😂 AHA 😂 😂  HAHA 😂 😂 HHAHA 😂 😂 HA

HE IS ON MY SCREEN RIGHT NOW

I love goose

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