
GET YOKED: Extreme Bodybuilding
GET YOKED is a Roguelike, Deckbuilder game about becoming an ABSOLUTE UNIT.
TIP: The Windows version has shadows, and the models look better.
WISHLIST ON STEAM
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3594610/
GAMEPLAY
Grow, and sculpt your body to win competitions. Reach the minimum gains required to win.
- Play workout cards to get Gains, e.g., play Arms to grow those guns.
- Don't push too hard - too much Fatigue can lead to Injury.
- Play rest and supplement cards to increase your Gains or decrease muscle Fatigue.
- Really into your Glutes? No problem become a Glutes purist and get those buns hun.
The journey to Gains-Town is difficult, make smart decisions on your journey to become an ABSOLUTE UNIT.
CONTROLS
Use the mouse to click or drag and drop cards, and press buttons.
TEAM
Game by Greg Austin
Music, Voices & Sound by Sybersyn
Card art, events and icons by Nix Bee.
WANNA RUN WITH THE BIG DOGS?
- Wishlist on Steam
- Join Barking Dogs discord and let me know about any bugs, cool ideas, or criticisms you have.
HOW TO INSTALL ON YOUR PC
Platform: Windows
- Click Download Now on this page.
- Right-click the downloaded ZIP file and select "Extract All" to a folder.
- Open the folder and run "GET YOKED.exe".
Thank you to Free Lives for funding this game!
Thank you for playing!
TIP: The Windows version has shadows, and looks better.
| Updated | 3 days ago |
| Status | Prototype |
| Platforms | HTML5, Windows |
| Rating | Rated 4.5 out of 5 stars (576 total ratings) |
| Author | gregs-games |
| Genre | Card Game |
| Made with | Unity |
| Tags | bodybuilding, Comedy, Deck Building, Funny, Non violent, Relaxing, Roguelike, Short, Singleplayer |
| Links | Steam |
| Content | No generative AI was used |
Download
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GET YOKED Windows 0.5.1.zip 194 MB
Development log
- MUSCLES MONTHLY #8 - September3 days ago
- MUSCLES MONTHLY #7 - July57 days ago
- MUSCLES MONTHLY #6 June92 days ago
- MUSCLES MONTHLY #5 - MayJun 02, 2026
- MUSCLES MONTHLY #4 - APRILMay 04, 2026
- MUSCLES MONTHLY #3 Steam playtestMar 31, 2026
- MUSCLES MONTHLY #2Feb 27, 2026
- MUSCLES MONTHLY #1Jan 30, 2026










Comments
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what i think a few “pushups” will make me look:
why does this game looks so weird. and why is it also so fun
Love it, I like how crazy and funny the character look at the end with the forever small head. Had to create an account just to post my positive review
Hi, I played your game and made a video about it. Just wanted to let you know.
Never played a true roguelike deck builder (unless you count Inscryption), but man is this addicting and well-made, its got strategic builds and lots of decisions to make to maximize the numbers, makes me wonder how would Slay the Spire feel like playing. But nonetheless I will play and enjoy this far more. I will consider giving some money away for this to continue its development, I saw the steam wishlist trailers and such, I really would buy this game. Might just wait for the release instead of paying now but I think I'll just do it anyway cuz im nice and want this game to succeed as hell, cant wait for markiplier to play this too! :p
Amazing game, 10/10, recommended to my whole family. Small issue with the money and supplements between each rounds, my money stayed at 1$ and I never saw my supplements. Still good tho, love the twerking!
Decided to come back to see how this game was doing because I remembered loving the gameplay. Good to see the AI art got a major overhaul! gonna show my friends this game now and have the game wishlisted on steam!
-2147483648 is the max score you can get with the 1 protein shake and as many draw arms and meditate/yoga cards as possible turbodeck.
ABSOLUTELY SWEET! quite the interesting game
8.5/10
This game was so outrageous that I couldn't help but KEEP PLAYING.
How do i access eve?
add an endless mode with progressivly more challenges (e. g. requirements for specific parts of body to reach a number in competition , specific amount or type of cards be used in a competition)
Just played the latest version from DEC 2025 and I genuinely thank you for not patching out my infinite gains deck build :3
Day 160 of waiting for the full release (sorry everyone, itch now thinks im a bot. Ive been trying to post for 2 days and nothing gets approved. This might be the end. If it is, just know im still waiting for the full release.)
Thanks for the dedication Bjorn <3. If you join the discord you can play the latest Playtest version.
Im going to add the Bjorn event soon as well.
You literally only have yourself to blame for your obsession. This is what spamming gets you.
Dude literally got an event dedicated after him, his "spamming" paid off for him.
But what did it cost him?...
nothing...?
Ooooohhh noo ^TwT^
wait this game actually got updated the colors of the cards used to be black and white and a actual guy doing it I think
Hi Greg, if you need Simplified Chinese localisation please hit me up. I thoroughly enjoyed this game and would whore myself out for free to get it translated. MORE PEOPLE MUST KNOW THE JOY OF GAINZ
kettlebells are OP with focus, nothin but arse
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bjorn conjoin with me
uh why do my decks always become locked again
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Holy shit this is crazy
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What have I created
Since the first time playing this, I found a bug.
I had just removed my Arms card and went to the next comp. The comp had the modifier of "Old Injury", and the only card that showed up was the card I just removed. I used it, and I got softlocked.
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HIDDEN GEM
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(I honestly didn't even see myself doing this very long, or playing this game for this long. This game is literally one of my favorite games OAT, hands down. I hope this game absolutly blows up when it releases.)
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Thanks Bjorn love you xx.
Hey Greg, quick question, I make models for animation and games so when I saw your models I started to wonder where did you make them
Hey Justaguy, I use blender, and blend shapes (or shape keys) to make him fat or more muscular. Then I also scale the bones for when you grow specific groups.
I have become so big, that the doctor told me to stop or otherwise I could die, because I got so big like no one ever has. 10/10 Game
Not sure if anyone else has reported this, but I sometimes get into negative gains from picking postures that reset gains.
Otherwise the game is perfect and I am feeling YOKED
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Nah bro in my op best game since doom
Add a woman model
I liked this
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GOTY.
Or should I say YOTY (Yoked of the Year)?
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AMAZING CONCEPT!!!!
Hi! Really loved the game. I sent an email about possibly showing it at an event in Amsterdam, just wanted to follow up here in case it slipped through. It would be great to hear from you!
Hey thanks! Replied to the email now.
GG